"Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. And horny. Only Peter managed to hear Bruce's quiet and defeated "God dammit" and didn't bother explaining why he was sniggering. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. left kudos on this work! Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. "How do you even do that?" ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. and other people I can't remember right now. "Okay, my turn. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. I have an ally! These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Her locks dangle. I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. which, to be fair, was a good point. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. left kudos on this work! Score one for Stark!. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Good night, everyone.. #iorndad Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Now it's my turn.". I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Ey! The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. And they were all wrong. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Peter just shrugged again. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Tony, Natasha snaps. We play the fun rules, right? Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. It sounds like a genuine question. We're starting. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Abe was next. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. I was dirt poor in the great depression. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" I should call Pepper! Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. I hope you're kidding. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Thanks, he says again. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". So, how does this work? Steve asks now, all childlike interest and polite excitement at his team's bonding activity. Clint snorts. He's not good with relationships. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Abe ringed the bell. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. #pp He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. Course it is. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. Pepper would know what to do. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Nine pair of eyes looked at him. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Peter stood up. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Wait, Clint says. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? "How do I know that?" "When have you ever driven? Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Requests are open! maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Tony winces. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. No? It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Peter smirked. You expect me to do all the work?. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Yeah, sure. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. No, Clint says, because they didn't. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. You didn't tell me this!" I did? Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Guilty? So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. "Bullsh*t!" He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Tony?. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. He lets it go. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Badly. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Work Search: Good. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Bruce looks contemplative. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. +. The reason for this stupid game? Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. The fuck, Clint? Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Peter smiled, he never knew this. He rarely drinks at all, actually. Rules, shmules. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. I remember!. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Okay. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Seriously. Tony said. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. #wakanda 52: Jessica Jones [03] . But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Pepper Pots It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. The thought is kind of baffling. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. It's a totally valid question!. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Nice. I mean, ask anyone. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Go team go. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. Sensitive information and details from missions. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Im not judging your choice in venue.. he said grinning. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Sorta, Clint says. That's too easy. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. #starktower "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Sex isn't very important to me. "Never have I ever been stabbed." She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. And nobody wants that shit. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" Classified information. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Except Pepper. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Although I, you know. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. "You knew?" That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. 1. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. "Never have I ever kissed a guy." Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. "You've has a girlfriend? So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning.

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